I just blogged about who Google thinks David Temple is and I can tell you it is not very pretty. In particular the top results are about a wife killer. This blog did make it in at number 3 out of 713,000 results so I can’t complain too much. It even beat out davidtemple.com.

Well I’ve been reading a lot about this new search engine, Cuil (pronounced cool I guess but no way I would have figured that out). It is being heralded as a Google killer, quite an impressive statement. Well here are the results for David Temple. Oh my!

As you can see the first result on the left, 試聴: Charlotte Kinder/Crouch End Festival …, is certainly not me but the conductor David Temple that was found in the top results on Google. Interesting Japanese in the results too, I’ve never seen that. But lo and behold, that’s my mug on the result. Oh well, FAIL.

On the right is also a result from the same website and yep that’s me again. This time with my ‘thelisa’ tshirt and my fat cat. Again, FAIL. 2nd result on the left and hey, Cuil got my LinkedIn profile, now that’s cool. I like the car pic but not mine, never seen it. And in the second row on the right, MyBlogLog. Yes but there’s no picture FAIL. Finally on the right another result for the conductor. So really I have 2 pics and 2 results in the top 5 so I guess I’m Cuil!

More about Cuil from around the interweb;

Cuil Launches — Can This Search Start-Up Really Best Google? Search Engine Land

New Search Engine Cuil Launches But Something is Amiss Search Rank

Cuil Fast Test – Relevancy Isn’t A Google Killer Search Engine Land

Cuil Takes on Google and 5 Simple Reasons Why it Will Fail Search Engine Journal

Cuil Goes Offline Ankit Rawat – SEM (Search Engine Marketing) & SEO Blog

Google and Cuil search giants go head to head in DaniWeb testing DANIWEB

I played with Cuil like everyone else, so far it is a big disappointment SEO Aware

The New Google Buster Dennis Deacon’s Blog and Smatterings

Cuil Launches Biggest Search Engine on the Web Cuil

Cuil: The bizarre new search engine that seems to be straight from 1998 Digital Marketing Rucksack

How Cuil Is It to Misspell Your Brand Name? Chris Baskind dot com

Cuil Is Cool But Not Yet Hot Matthew Keegan | SEO

Why I Will be Rooting for Cuil to Succeed The Red Stapler Chronicles

Cuil Is So New That Cuil Doesn’t Know About It A!! Things SEM