Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just climbed out from under my rock and realised I have not updated this since they let me out!… You would not believe how much more of a drama I could make that. Stupid Global Warming!.

I am flat out like a lizard drinking with discovering time doesn’t stand still, choosing my retirement village, just generally being the life of the party to the bodyguards of the blogger I am stalking, my day drifts aimlessly from beach break to reef break. I am putting money aside so I can run away. deal with it.

I won’t promise anything to you but I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Well, I’ll try. Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!

Thanks to Aussie Bloggers for aiding and abetting my laziness. They’ll do the same for you Good day mate!