Don’t you people have enough work to do? If so then why is everyone busy sending me the latest Facebook time wasters like this email I got from my friend Sante:

Sante J. Achille sent you this message: I’ve been rating your intellect, wit, drive, sense of humor, and other attributes. See where you stand, and rate me too with Compare People.

Someone came up with a way to compare people in your Facebook friends list. They run you through a list of questions like who’s funnier or sexier of even who would you like to travel with. You get to choose between two of your friends and you pick the one that you think is sexier or funnier, etc.

But it just ain’t fair. Why? Because most of my friends are smarter and funnier and by all means sexier than I am. Especially ‘the lisa’ Lisa Barone. She wins most categories hands down. She’s funnier, nicer, sexier and more compared to myself and all my other friends on Facebook.

And what category do I win? Who would make the best father? Oh thanks everyone, that’s really makes me feel great. I mean I don’t need you confirm what my son already has said dozens of times.

Okay, so maybe Lisa is funnier and sexier and everything else, but who’s your daddy? Now everybody, get back to work.